The stock alarm definition counts only 1xx/2xx/304/401/429 as successful,
which causes false CRITICALs on WP sites where 301 canonicalization is
normal traffic (legacy /?p=NNNN, slug edits, host/TLS upgrades, etc.).
Article documents the root cause, verification steps via the access log,
and an in-place threshold retune that keeps the alarm useful as an
"obvious meltdown" floor while delegating real outage detection to the
5xx and 4xx alarms.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.7 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>